Whats something weird I could say to my friend on the phone?

Answer 1

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i licked your brain while you slept. that usually freaks people out

Answer 2

I once phoned two of my closets girlfriends after seeing some documentary about sex and asked them "If I called you to come over and hold my dildo for me would you?"

Only thing was that their significant others got the message :)

Answer 3

And talking about oil lamps.... what about the rabbit coming out from under your bed?

Answer 4

when they call say:

joe's morg u stab um we slab um

that normaly makes them think twice befor saying hi

Answer 5

el gato en mis pantalones es en fuego.

Answer 6

rubber baby buggie bumpers

Answer 7

"I think I'm turning gay".

Answer 8

so...what are you wearing