If Jesus ran for president, what kind of attack ads would Karl Rove run against him?

HOW ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

JESUS: "Yes, every man is a fool who gets rich on earth but not in heaven. Sell what you have and give to those in need. This will fatten your purses in heaven!"{Luke 12:15-21} "It is almost impossible for a rich man to get into the Kingdom of Heaven. I say it again -- it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God!" { Matthew 19:16, 21-26 } "You cannot serve God and wealth." { Luke 16:13-15}

JESUS IS A BLEEDING HEART SOCIALIST

Update:

JESUS: "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her." "Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you." {John 8:7; Matthew 7:1,2.}

JESUS IS SOFT ON CRIME.

JESUS "Give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's." (Matthew 22:22.) Give to him who asks of you, and do not turn away from him who wants to borrow from you. {Matt. 5:42}

JESUS WILL RAISE YOUR TAXES.

Update 2:

JESUS: "Love your enemies" and "Blessed are the peacemakers." "If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also." (Matthew 5:44; 5:9; 5:39.) "Put your sword back into its place; for all who take the sword will perish by the sword." (Matthew 26, 52) "Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." (Romans 12:21)

JESUS IS WEAK ON DEFENSE. CAN WE TRUST JESUS TO WIN THE WAR ON TERROR?

WRONG ON SOCIAL VALUES

WRONG ON TAXES

WRONG ON CRIME

WRONG ON DEFENSE

WRONG FOR AMERICA

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I imagine he would draw the race card first, He's from the middle east, must be a terrorist, he's a throw back from the flower power era, he's too scruffy to hold office, he has sexual relations with a ho, he incites civil disobedience, can't hold a job and is probably on welfare. That's just for starters. Oh and by the way , he was a jew.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I love how liberals quote a book they don't believe in, Karl Rove would work for Jesus writing attack ads. Besides, Liberals have to get over the Idea of the cult of personality. Self worship flows into your verse you quoted.

  • wolf
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Good Question.

    Jesus & Karl Rove would be standing side by side, because they both believe in God & Family.

    "Jesus cast the Liberals to the Swine. The Swine contaminated the Liberals, and Jesus therefore Forbid the eating of Pork."

    The Liberals have now advanced to the state of Communists, which hates God, and denys God.

    Cool!!!!!!!!!

    Jesus preached: working and supporting your family.

    THE OPPOSITE OF LIBERALS & SOCIALISTS.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    None it was a liberal court that ruled against Jesus (no ten commandments display, no prayer, looks like you got the wrong party)

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  • 1 decade ago

    Well, it seems to me that people look into another's past and find whatever they can to discredit the person's credibility. I imagine Rove would call Jesus a drug addict who is not only poor but mentally unstable.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Jesus would not run in the first place.

  • 1 decade ago

    He did kill those fig trees, depriving us of oxygen.

    Wait. Crap. Jesus was a Republican after all.

    Source(s): www.godhatesfigs.com/
  • 1 decade ago

    Dude,don't bogart the joint. You got some strong s**t going there.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You're very funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    WWJRD

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