Math Jokes?

I teach geometry, and I started putting math jokes on the board, but I am out of jokes I think the kids will understand. To give you an idea of the kind of jokes they liked, here's a couple of their favorites. What did the acorn say when it grew up? Geometry What did one math book say to another? Leave... show more I teach geometry, and I started putting math jokes on the board, but I am out of jokes I think the kids will understand. To give you an idea of the kind of jokes they liked, here's a couple of their favorites.

What did the acorn say when it grew up? Geometry

What did one math book say to another? Leave me alone. I have my own problems.

Do you know any of a similar level that I can use? Most math jokes require more mathematical knowledge than these kids have.
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