yo momma or blonde jokes??

which ones better?and give me jokes of them if they really deserve to be the funniest.LOL

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  • Ben N
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Yo momma so fat, when she wore high heels she struck oil.

    Yo momma so fat every time she turns round it's her birthday.

  • Yo momma jokes are always funnier. They can be used on anyone. Blonde jokes are only limited to blondes.

  • 1 decade ago

    I love the show "Yo Momma", but it depends...most times the blonde jokes are old and repetitive...you get tired of hearing them.

  • Erika
    Lv 4
    3 years ago

    Yo momma so fat she does not fit in a black hollow. Yo momma so gruesome whilst she went to an unsightly contest the officers stated no experts allowed. Yo momma so fat whilst she passes via the television I omit 3 exhibits. Yo momma so poor as quickly as I went interior her front door, I went outdoors her backdoor. Yo momma so fat whilst she replaced into clinically determined with flesh eating bacteria, the wellness care provider gave her 40 years to stay.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    blonde jokes suc!!!!!they r old n ya get tired of hearing them

    definetly yo momma

  • Rowan
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I prefer the blonde jokes.

  • 1 decade ago

    i prefer blonde jokes

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    definately blonde jokes anytime anyday....coz they r dumb and stupid the biggest eg is PARIS HILTON!!!....she was promoting this banner sayin vote or die and she was sooooo stupid she forgot to vote! lol.....so she is suppose to die rite??? ha!!....but i think yo momma is jus another imitation of blonde jokes coz they sound similiar.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i like blonde jokes!

  • 1 decade ago

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

    Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo mama so fat were in her right now

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

    Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

    Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free *****

    Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

    Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

    Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

    Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

    Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

    Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

    Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

    Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

    Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

    Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

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