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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

What's Your New Name?

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gidget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = boobie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tulefel

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

3. Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = bottom

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

Update:

I'm Squeezit Gizzard-Pants.

LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

39 Answers

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    MINE SUCK SOOOOOO BADD, TAKE A LUK........................

    Loopy Liver-Brain

    LOL, LMAO!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Zippy Chickenface

  • 1 decade ago

    Boobie Applehiney

  • 1 decade ago

    Boobie Wafflehead

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Loopy Girdlelips

  • G-man
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Pinky Applefanny

  • 1 decade ago

    Dinky Bubble Nose...haha

  • 1 decade ago

    I have 2(MIKE&MICHAEL):

    1) Flunkey Bubble Brain

    2) Buttercup Bubble Brain

    Ilike #1.

  • Shonda
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Snotty BubbleTushie

  • 1 decade ago

    I'm Chim-Chim Bubbleface, my roommate is Zippy Applebiscuit, and my apartment mate is Squeezit Liverbuns.

    HAHA! That was funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    Boobie Gizzard Brains.....very weird!!

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