My wife hates Nascar poem, please rate 1- 10 1 being the worst?

As I watch a Nascar race

My wife gets right into my face

She say's you really like this stuff

As for me, I have had enough

All these cars go round and round

The finish line seems never found

She says if she was at the track

She leave me there, and not come back

She says she'd rather watch a show

Thats her favorite, I should know

She says she wants to watch it now

I say no way, no where no how

As we struggle for the remote

I grab it tight and start to gloat

The she puts me in some sort of hold

I drop the thing, my hand gets cold

She stands straight up and says to me

I just won, my show it be

But I'll just let her think she won

Because the race is a re-run

8 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    The poem gets a 6. Your wife's rudeness gets a 10.

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  • 1 decade ago

    6 for the effort..gals love romance not sports..put some intimate moments love and everything..and u will score

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  • 1 decade ago

    1. I also hate nascar.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Arn't you sweet to her! Cute poem but Babe, its not your best!! make her give you dessert now !!

  • 1 decade ago

    That is pretty funny - I give it a 7.5!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Errrrrrrrrrrr............. dont enter it for prizes 4

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