A police man walks up to a an old lady sitting on a park bench he asks her " Ma'am do you need any help learning, doing , or going somwhere/thing.? she replize " No but thank you for asking me" a few minutes later another police man comes and ask her the same thing again. she replize no but thank you. One more police man comes and askes again she replize For d*mn sake i dont need anything quit asking me. the police man says " well your sitting in a " I need help zone" I asume you need help." she replize " oops, i guess i read it wrong"

I dont get it really but i found it on a website like she does need help reading

7 Answers

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I don't get it either. Sorry.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ooohhhh i get it!

    at first it was kinda lame

    but i get it

    it means she needed help in the beginning!



    i just dont get the "i need help" zone.

    is there such a thing?


  • 1 decade ago

    knot really

  • 1 decade ago

    she means i need H-E-double hockey sticks (L-L).... i don't see how its funny though...

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  • 1 decade ago

    ... that was the wierdest joke Ice heard in my life.............

  • 1 decade ago

    that's dumb.

  • 1 decade ago

    wtf?? Sorry hon... I dont get it at all.

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