You think you had it bad?
Funny story, a few years back, at Christmas, I was in this building that got over-run by terrorists and I got stuck in a lift and had to climb up the shaft wearing only my vest and shoot a bunch of guys, before chucking one of them out of the window several floors up.
Couple of Christmas's later, I was at an airport - same thing, only it was an escalator and later, I got chucked off an aeroplane - but I had the last laugh when I blew it up using my trustee zippo lighter.
Couple of years later, that's right, back in my vest chasing terrorists all over town, realised I was in a lift with a bunch of them and had to shoot them all again. Finished up being strapped to a bomb on a ship, but managed to get away and kill the bad guys again.