What is the best joke that you have ever heard?

I've heard this joke. I thought it was funny! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. During the night Sherlock Holmes wakes up Dr. Watson. Sherlock Holmes: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see". Dr. Watson: "I see millions and millions of... show more I've heard this joke. I thought it was funny!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip.
During the night Sherlock Holmes wakes up Dr. Watson.

Sherlock Holmes: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see".

Dr. Watson: "I see millions and millions of stars."

Sherlock Holmes: "And Watson, as London's finest doctor, what does that tell you?"

Dr. Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that space is infinite, that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Holmes, as England's finest detective, what does it tell you?"

Sherlock Holmes: "Watson, you idiot! Somebody stole our tent!"

What was the best joke you've ever heard?
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