Any suggestions for a St. Patricks Day toast?
I am gonna give a toast to start St. Patricks Day off right. Any suggestions. I am looking for something kind of funny.
- yolkyolkLv 51 decade agoBest Answer
May your neighbors respect you,
Troubles neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And Heaven accept you.
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one!
May those who love us, love us
And those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts
And if He will not turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles
So we will know them by their limping
- Granny 1Lv 71 decade ago
Any Irish blessing is nice, but a funny one is,An Irish man is never too drunk if he can still hold on to the blade of grass.
- Pat CLv 71 decade ago
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep,we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra to repent.
May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, "this drinks on me."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Here's one for you..."May your soul be in Heaven, 1/2 hr. before the Devil knows you're dead".