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Afew Oxymorons

1 Resident alien

2 Legally drunk

3 Small crowd

4 Peace force

"If you got any good oxymorons lets hear them."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    All the oxymorons you could ever want:

    Top 20:

    20. Government Organization

    19. Alone Together

    18. Personal Computer

    17. Silent Scream

    16. Living Dead

    15. Same Difference

    14. Taped Live

    13. Plastic Glasses

    12. Tight Slacks

    11. Peace Force

    10. Pretty Ugly

    9. Head Butt

    8. Working Vacation

    7. Tax Return

    6. Virtual Reality

    5. Dodge Ram

    4. Work Party

    3. Jumbo Shrimp

    2. Healthy Tan

    1. Microsoft Works

    A Fine Mess

    A just war

    A little big

    a little pregnant

    A new classic

    absolutely unsure

    abundant poverty

    academic fraternity

    Academic sorority

    Accidentally on Purpose

    accurate estimate

    accurate horoscope

    accurate rumors

    accurate stereotype

    acrophobic mountain climber

    Act Naturally

    active retirement

    actual reenactment

    acute apathy

    acute dullness

    adult children

    Adult male

    advanced BASIC

    advanced beginner

    Affirmative action

    affordable housing

    aging yuppie agree to disagree

    Airline Food

    airline schedules

    all alone

    All natural artificial flavor

    alltogether separate

    alone in a crowd

    almost candid

    Almost done

    almost exactly

    almost pregnant

    Almost Ready

    almost safe

    almost suddenly

    almost surprised

    almost totally

    alone together

    amateur expert

    American culture

    American education

    American English

    amicable divorce

    among the first

    Amtrak schedule

    Anarchy Rules!

    anonymous colleague anticipated serendipity

    anticipating the unanticipated

    Anti-Missile Missile

    anxious patient

    apathetic interest

    apathetically urged

    Apple tech support

    approximate solution

    approximately equal

    arms limitation

    army intelligence

    arrogant humility

    Artificial Grass

    artificial intelligence

    assistant supervisor

    astronomically small

    athletic scholarship

    Aunt Jemima Light

    Auto Pilot

    authentic replica

    authentic reproduction

    authoritarian anarchy

    awfully good

    awfully nice

    Awfully pretty

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    baby giant

    baby grand (piano)

    bad health

    bad luck

    Bad Sport

    balanced insanity

    balding hair

    Ball Club

    baggy tights

    Band Jocks

    bankrupt millionaire

    barely dressed

    Barenaked Ladies

    (the rock group)

    bass guitar

    battle ready

    Beaucractic efficiencies

    benevolent despot

    benign neglect

    Benign Tumor

    better than new

    beyond infinity

    big baby

    big detail

    big sip

    big town

    bigger half

    bingeing on moderation

    bipartisan cooperation

    bird dog

    birth control

    Bitter Sweet

    Black Gold

    (slang for crude oil)

    black light

    Black Russian

    blameless culprit

    bland spice

    blind eye

    blind viewer

    blue rose

    Blurry vision

    boneless ribs

    books on tape

    border control

    boring court jester

    boring entertainment

    born dead

    boxing ring

    boyish grandpa

    brave politician

    brave wimp

    brief speech

    brief survey


    bright night

    bright rain

    bright shade

    brilliantly dull

    budget deficit

    Bug Fix

    Bug-Free code

    bug-free software

    build down

    bull riding

    buried alive

    burning cold

    business casual

    Business Ethics


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    cafeteria food

    Calculated Error

    calculated risk

    calculated spontaneity

    California Culture

    California expressway

    California style

    calm storm

    calm winds

    camping resort

    Canadian Bacon

    canned fresh

    cardinal sin

    Caring Republican

    casual chic

    casual dress

    casual formality

    casual intimacy

    casual sex

    casually concerned


    Cautiously Optimistic

    cavalier concern

    center around

    Central Intelligence Agency

    centrally-planned economy

    Certain risk

    certainly unsure

    chaotic organization

    cheap gas

    cheerful pessimist

    cheerful undertaker

    cheerfully cynical

    cheerfully mournful

    Cheese Steak

    Cherokee Pioneer

    (name of U.S. car)

    Chicken fajitas


    chilling fever

    Chinese chop suey

    Chocolate 'Nilla Wafers

    Chow Baby

    Christian evolutionist

    Christian gangster

    Christian militia

    CIA cooperation

    civil disobedience

    civil engineer


    Civil Servant

    civil service

    civil strife

    Civil War

    civilized warfare

    classic new homes

    classic rock & roll

    clean air

    clean boy

    clean coal

    clean dirt

    clean kill

    clean litter

    clean oil

    clean toilet

    clear as mud

    clearly ambiguous

    clearly confused

    clearly misunderstood

    clever fool

    click the start button to shut down

    Clinton principles

    climb down

    clogged drain

    close distance

    cluster bomb

    co-ed fraternity

    co-ed sorority

    cold fever

    cold hotdog

    cold sweat

    cold toast

    Collective liberty

    College algebra

    college education

    college student

    colorless kaleidoscope

    combative apology

    comedic tragedy

    Comfortable bra

    comfortable neckbrace

    Comfortable tights

    commercial art

    committed schedule

    committee decision

    committee schedule

    Common abnormality

    Common courtesy

    common sense

    Common phenomenon

    communist party

    comparatively unique

    Compassionate Conservative

    compassionate editor

    Compassionate management

    Complete separation

    completed research

    completed website

    completely destroyed

    completely educated

    completely succinct

    completely unfinished

    component parts

    compulsory volunteers

    computer jock

    computer science

    conciliation court

    concrete pad

    confident fear

    Congressional accountability

    Congressional action

    Congressional cooperation

    Congressional Ethics

    Congressional oversight

    Congressional responsibility

    Congressional wisdom

    conscripted volunteer

    Conservative Democrat

    conservative liberal

    considerate boss

    consistent discrepancies

    consistent uncertainties

    consistently inconsistent

    conspicuously absent

    Constant change

    constant infrequent

    constant variable

    constructive ambiguity

    constructive attitude

    constructive criticism

    constructive negativity

    Continuing resolution

    contra aid

    contra assistance

    controlled enthusiasm

    controlled chaos

    controlled skeptic

    controlled-market economy

    convenience store

    conventional wisdom

    Convergent Evolution

    corporate conscience

    Corporate Culture

    corporate ethics

    corporate family

    corporate planning

    correctional institution

    council action

    countless numbers

    Country Music

    cowardly lion

    crash landing

    Creation science

    creative destruction

    criminal cop

    criminal justice

    criminal system

    crisis management

    critical acclaim

    cruel kindness


    current history

    Curved Line

    customer satisfaction

    customer service

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    daily special

    dangerously safe

    dark day

    dark light

    dark star

    dark victory

    Dead livestock

    dead right

    deaf listener

    debugged program

    defensive strike

    Deficit spending

    definite maybe

    degradable plastic

    deliberate mistake

    deliberate speed

    deliberately thoughtless

    delicious torment

    demanding patient

    Democratic Congress

    democratic leadership

    democratic machine

    Department of Interior (responsible for everything outside)

    Deregulation Law

    designer beer

    designer jeans

    desktop publishing

    detailed summary

    devilish angel

    devout atheist

    diet ice cream

    different pattern

    diligent sloth

    diminished confidence

    Diminishing growth

    diminutive giants

    dim light


    Dining hall food

    direct circumvention

    disaster preparedness

    disciplined gluttony

    discretionary rules

    disposable income

    disposable products with a lifetime guarantee

    distant relative

    divided unity

    divorce court

    Dodge Ram

    Doing Nothing

    dollar value

    domestic bliss

    domestic cooperation

    domestic violence


    double solitaire

    Doubting believers

    drawing a blank

    dress pants

    Dressy Casual

    driving pleasure

    Droning Silence

    Dry beer

    dry creek

    dry humor

    Dry Ice

    Dry Lake

    dry martini

    dry pond

    dry snow

    Dry Wine

    dull acupuncturists

    dull knife

    dull needle

    dull roar

    dull shine

    dying is a part of life

    dynamic monotone

    dynamic stability

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    easy labor (childbirth)

    easy payments

    Easy problem

    easy task

    easy to follow directions

    economic forecast

    economic reform

    economic stability

    educated consumer

    educated guess

    educational administration

    Educational television

    Educational TV

    effective compassion

    elected king

    elementary calculus

    elevated subway

    elite rabble

    eloquent silence

    energetic exhaustion

    enough time

    enormously small

    Enquiring minds

    entertaining sermon

    enthusiastic indifference

    Environmentalist bumper sticker

    equally diverse

    equal justice

    equal opportunity

    ergonomic keyboard

    Escaped inmate

    eschew obfuscation

    essential luxury

    essential service

    eternal life

    ethical hackers

    Ethiopian Feast

    ethnic cleansing

    European Community

    evaporated milk

    even odds

    evolutionary fact

    evolutionary technology

    Evolutionary Theory

    exact estimate

    executive assistant

    Executive decision executive secretary

    expected serendipity

    expected surprise

    Expect the unexpected

    explicit innuendo

    explicitly ambiguous

    express bus

    express line

    express mail

    express ways

    expressive silence

    Extended Deadline

    extensive briefing

    Extinct Life Form

    extra oridanary

    extra money

    extra time

    extremely average

    extremely bland

    extremely neutral

    Eyes Wide Shut

    Back to Top

    faculty cooperation

    faculty understanding

    fail safe

    fair reporting

    Fair trial

    Fairly Accurate

    fairly explicit

    fairly obvious

    Fallout shelter

    false fact

    false hope

    Family entertainment

    family vacation


    fan fatale

    farewell reception

    Fast BASIC

    fast food

    fast idle

    fast snail

    fast turtle

    fast waiter

    fast walk

    fast-mail service

    fatally injured

    fat-free cream cheese

    faultily faultless

    fearful bravery

    federal budget

    Female gunman

    fiber glass

    Fictional truth

    Fictional reality

    fiery ice

    fighting for peace

    filing system

    final conclusion

    Final version

    finally again

    financially strong savings and loan associations and banks

    fire water

    firm estimate

    firm maybe

    firm pillow

    first annual

    first conclusions

    first deadline

    first string secondary

    first-strike defense

    fish farm



    flexible ethics

    flexible freeze (in economics)

    Floating to the bottom

    flood control

    floppy disk

    Flurry of inactivity

    flying fish

    Foolproof instructions

    football scholarship

    foreign national

    foreign policy continuity

    Forgotten memories

    former native

    former President-for-life

    Forth programming language

    forward back


    Found missing

    Free Credit

    Free election

    free gift

    free labor

    free love

    free market

    free prisoner

    Free purchase

    Free Rent

    free society

    Free trade agreement

    free with purchase

    Freezer Burn french deodorant

    French Resistance

    fresh cheese

    fresh dried fruit

    Fresh from Concentrate

    fresh frozen

    fresh prunes

    fresh raisins

    fresh sour cream

    fresh yogurt


    freezer burn

    Fried Ice Cream

    fried roast

    Friendly advice

    friendly argument

    friendly competitor

    friendly divorce

    friendly enemy

    Friendly fights

    Friendly Fire

    friendly suit (legal)

    friendly takeover

    friendly war

    Frightening comfort

    front end

    frozen food

    frugal gourmet

    full service

    full-time hobby

    full vacuum (as in a vacuum that needs a new bag)

    functional illiterate

    funky white guy

    Funny clean joke

    future history

    fuzzy logic

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    gargantuan lilliputian

    geniune imitation

    gentle turbulence

    gentleman bandit

    genuine fake

    genuine imitation

    genuine(ly) fake

    genuine-imitation leather

    giant dwarf

    gigantic microorganism

    girly man

    glacier-like rapidity

    global village

    go ahead, back up

    Golf fashion

    Gold silverware

    going nowhere

    good beating

    good cigar

    Good Clean Fun

    good fast food

    good garbage good grief

    good junk

    good lawyer

    Good Morning

    good profanity

    good stuff

    gourmet fast food

    gourmet hamburger

    Gourmet Pizza

    gourmet sandwich

    government aid

    Government assistance

    government efficiency

    government integrity

    government initiative

    Government Intelligence

    government organization

    Government Worker

    Governmental Efficiency

    graduate student Grand Children

    Grape Nuts

    graphic language

    Graphite irons

    great depression

    Greater Cleveland

    greater evil

    green blackberries

    green manufacturing

    green oranges

    gregarious recluse

    grotesque beauty

    grounded airplane

    group of individuals

    growing small

    guaranteed forecast

    guest host

    gummily brittle

    gunboat diplomacy

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    hair growth

    Haitian former President-for-life Jean-Claude Duvalier

    half dead

    Half dressed

    half empty

    half full

    half naked

    half true

    Halfway done

    Ham steak

    handgun safety

    Happily married

    happy apathy

    happy demise

    happy fault

    happy Monday

    happy pessimist

    hard curve

    hard cushion

    hard liquor

    hard pillow

    Hard Roll

    harmless abuse

    harmless crime

    harmless lie

    harmless pollution

    harmless pornography

    harmless sin

    harmonious discord

    hasten slowly

    Hazardous waste disposal

    head butt

    health-care system

    healthful-city environment

    healthy chocolate

    healthy city environment


    Healthy tan

    Heartfelt Politics

    heavy gas

    heifer bull

    Helicopter flight

    Hell’s Angels

    here and there

    high ground

    Higher education

    highly visible covert operation

    High-Speed Computer

    hilarious funeral

    history of the future

    Historical Current Event

    Holistic Healing

    hollow point

    holy hell

    holy land

    Holy Roman Empire

    holy war

    home office

    home school

    Homeopathic Medicine homework

    honest bureaucratic snafu

    honest convict

    honest crook

    honest graft

    honest insurance companies

    honest liar

    Honest Politician

    honest thief

    hopeful pessimist

    hopelessly optimistic

    horribly decent

    horse fly

    hospital food

    hot chili

    Hot Ice / Icy Hot

    Hot water heater

    house boat

    House Ethics Committee

    huge market niche

    huge shortage

    Human evolution

    human robot

    humane robotics

    humanitarian invasion

    hypothetical situations

    Hyundai Excel

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    IBM compatible

    IBM-Apple compatible

    icy hot

    Idiot Savant

    idly laborious

    ignorant professor

    ill fortune

    ill health

    immigration control

    impatient patient

    important trivia

    inarticulate writer

    Income Tax

    incomplete cure

    increasing declines

    increasingly little

    incredibly common

    incredibly dull

    incredibly real

    Indecent exposure

    indifferently attentive

    indirect communication

    Industrial Park

    inexpensive car

    inexpensive house

    inexpensive medical care

    Information Superhighway

    initial conclusion

    initial results

    initial retirement

    innocent bureaucratic blunder

    Innocent Criminal

    Insane logic

    Insanely Normal

    Insomniac dreams

    inside out

    insincere thanks

    insincere vow

    Instant Classic

    instant folk hero

    intelligent fight

    intelligent news coverage

    intense apathy

    intense disinterest

    interested students

    interest free loan

    internal exile

    Internal Revenue Service

    intimate murder

    intimate strangers

    invisible ink

    irate patient


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    Job security

    journalistic integrity

    joyful trouble

    jumbo shrimp

    Jump start

    jungle gym

    junior senator

    junk bonds

    junk food

    just war

    justice rehnquist

    Justice Thomas

    justifiable genocide

    justifiably paranoid

    justified rape

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    known-covert operation

    kosher ham

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    Lace-up loafers

    lady-mud wrestler

    ladies man

    laid-back compulsive

    lame skills

    lamp shade

    land developer

    land development

    large ant

    larger half

    last initial

    lasting aid

    least favorite

    legal ethics

    legal justice

    legally drunk

    legitimate conspiracy

    legitimate politics

    lemon lime

    less is more

    lesser evil

    lesser good

    liberal conservative

    liberal fundamentalists

    light armor Light-Heavyweight


    Light traffic

    limited immunity

    limited incursion

    limited lifetime guarantee

    Limited Freedom


    linear curve

    liquid crystal

    liquid gas

    liquid metal

    liquid natural gas

    liquid smoke

    lite beer

    literal interpretation

    literary illiterates

    little big

    little big horn

    little bit big

    little deceptive

    little giant

    Live Recording

    live television

    Living Dead

    living end

    living fossil

    local long distance

    local network locks on 7-11 stores which are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year


    long and short of it

    long brief (for lawyers)

    Long Island Expressway

    long recess

    long shorts

    long sleeve t-shirt

    loose knot

    loose tights

    loquacious librarian

    loss prevention specialist

    loud librarian

    loud whisper

    Loud silence

    love-hate relationship

    lovers' quarrel

    Low Altitude

    low insurance rates

    low tax

    lower inflation

    low-fat ice cream

    low-intensity conflict


    loyal opposition

    lucky stiff

    luke-warm enthusiasm

    luxury beer

    luxury bus


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    mail delivery

    major minority

    male compassion

    Male Lady Bug

    man child

    managed competition

    Management Action

    Management science

    Management Style

    Management support

    Mandatory judgment

    Mandatory Option

    Mandatory volunteerism

    mannish woman

    marijuana initiative

    marital bliss

    Marketing strategy

    Married life

    martial law

    mass customization

    Massively thin

    master slave

    maternity fashion

    mature student

    maxi thins

    mean smile

    meaningful nonsense

    meaningful-overnight relationship

    meatless meat

    Medicaid payment

    Medium Large medium well

    Melted Ice

    Mercy Killing

    Metal Woods (it's a golf thing)


    mexican american


    Microsoft Works

    Middle East

    Middle East peace

    midnight sun

    Mighty Weak

    mild abrasive

    mild cigar

    mild interest

    mild jalepeno

    mild mannered reporter

    Mild PMS

    mildly psychotic

    militant pacifist

    military accountability

    military intelligence

    military justice

    military peace

    military system

    mind-expanding drugs

    mini jumbo

    minor crisis

    minor disaster

    minor miracle

    misanthropic humanitarian

    missing present

    mobile home

    mobile house Mobil™ station

    Modern Art

    modern history

    modern maturity

    Modern Tradition

    modestly arrogant

    modified-final judgement

    monoglottal babble

    Monopoly (Mono Poly)

    Montana Freemen

    Moral majority

    morbid humor

    more perfect

    more unique

    motorcycle safety

    mournful optimist

    moving target

    mud bath

    Muscular Fat

    mute sound

    Mutual attraction

    mutual differences

    Mutually exclusive

    my worst favorite

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    nameless celebrity

    nasty politeness

    national medicare program

    Native American

    natural artifact

    natural makeup

    natural synthetic

    near future

    near miss

    nearly complete

    Neat mess

    neat office

    necessary evil

    negative gain

    Negative Growth (economic recession)

    Negative Impact

    negative momentum

    Neolithic (New Stone Age)


    Net security

    neutral charge

    never again

    never generalize

    new and improved

    new antique (New Antiques arriving daily!)

    new archeology

    new classic

    new cliche

    New Democrat

    New improved

    New Mexico

    new routine

    new tradition

    new used cars

    nice and sleazy

    Night Light

    night vision

    noble savage

    no comment

    No-good Do-gooder!

    noiseless sound

    noisy mime

    non-alcoholic beer

    non-alcoholic wine

    non-dairy creamer

    non-denominational church

    non-fat cream

    non-fat ice cream

    non-profit organizations

    non-stick glue

    non-stick gum

    non-stick velcro

    non-stop flight

    non-toxic bug spray

    non-working mother

    normal deviation

    normal espionage

    normal human

    Nothing Much

    Now, then

    Nuclear defense

    Numb feeling

    numbing sensation

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    obedient defiance


    objective opinion

    objective parent

    objective rating

    obscene art

    obvious secret

    Obviously Concealed

    ocean shore

    oddly appropriate

    oddly natural


    old newborn

    old news

    one choice

    one hundred percent chance

    one hundred percent plus

    one hundred and ten percent

    one person crew

    One size fits all

    once again

    only choice

    open lock

    open minded

    open secret

    Open-book test

    operating system (computer)

    opposite attraction

    orderly confusion

    organized anarchy

    organized chaos

    organized committee

    organized confusion

    organized mess

    original reprint

    Original Copy

    original reproduction

    outer core

    oven fried


    oyster crackers

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    Pacific Ocean

    paid volunteer

    painless torture

    Painless Dentistry

    paper tablecloth

    paper towel

    Paperless Office

    Parallel connection

    Park Drive

    parents without partners


    partial conclusion

    partial silence

    partial success

    Partially Completed

    partially destroyed

    partially organized

    Partly pregnant

    passive aggression

    passive challenge

    passive confrontation

    passively aggressive

    passively tried

    past prediction

    patriotic militia

    peace benefits

    peace force

    peace keeper missile

    peace offensive

    peace officer

    peace riot

    peaceful liberation

    peaceful protests

    Peacekeeper Missile

    Peacekeeping Force

    PeaceMaker missle

    peasant king

    peer pressure

    perfect idiot

    perfect misfit

    perfectly awful

    Perfectly Normal

    perfectly ridiculous

    perfect screw-up

    permanent guest host

    permanent substitute persistent ambivalence

    Personal business

    personal computer

    personalized form letter

    pet cat

    Pet Fish

    petty cash

    Peoples' Republic of China


    pigeon's milk

    pious atheist

    plain buttered bagels

    planned exodus

    planned serendipity

    planned spontaneity

    plastic flowers

    Plastic glasses

    Plastic Lemons

    Plastic silverware

    Plastic straw

    plastic wood

    player coach

    player piano

    pleasant hell

    pleasantly confused

    pleasing pain

    police protection

    polite salesman

    politely insulting

    political cooperation

    political ethics

    Political leadership

    political promise

    Political science

    political solutions

    political trust

    politically correct

    pool table

    poor intelligence

    poor rich kid

    population control

    positive resistance

    positively negative

    positively wrong post feminist

    Post Modern

    postal efficiency

    Postal Service

    pretty ugly

    Pot luck

    powdered water

    practical experience

    practical joke

    Practical Parenting

    Practice Test

    precision bombing

    precious junk

    precision thinking

    Predictably random

    preliminary conclusion

    premeditated spontaneity

    presently gone

    presidential promises


    pretty bad

    pretty disgusting


    previous history

    Priceless junk

    prison life

    private citizen

    private e-mail

    Private public record

    problem solved


    Procrastinate now

    Productivity committee

    professional wrestling

    progressing backward

    Progressive Conservative

    pronounced silence

    proprietary standard

    proud humility

    psychiatric care

    public school education

    Public Schools

    public secret

    public service

    pure 100% orange juice from concentrate

    pure .999

    pure evil

    pure dirt

    pure speculation

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    qualified success

    Quebec Intellectual

    Questionable answer

    quick fix

    quick reboot (computer)

    Quickly Slowing Down

    quiet hurricanes

    Quiet loudspeaker

    quiet noise

    quiet revolution

    quiet riot

    quiet scream quiet storm

    quiet tirade

    quiet yell

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    R & D (research and development)

    radical center

    Random Logic

    (also Fuzzy Logic)

    random order

    randomly organized

    Random pattern

    rap artist

    rapid transit

    Rare steak

    rarely done

    rational ravings

    Reagan Democrat

    Reagan memoirs

    real fantasy

    real magic

    real phony

    real polyester

    real potential

    Realistic fantasy

    realistic liberal

    Realistic schedule

    realistic simulation

    reasonable attorney fees

    reasonable fees

    reasonable medical fees reasonable pharmaceutical costs

    Rebel Without a Cause

    recent history

    Recently new

    reckless caution

    recoilless rifle

    Recorded live


    recreational burning

    recycling dump

    red licorice

    regional pantheists

    regular special

    rehearsed improvisation

    relative stranger

    relative truth

    Religious Tolerance

    remotely obvious

    removable sticker

    renegade lawmakers

    Representative Democracy

    required donation

    Republican Party

    required elective

    resident alien

    resolute ambivalence restless sleep

    Restrained grandparent

    Retired Worker

    rich country, poor people

    rising deficits

    roaring silence

    rock opera

    rogue cop

    rolling stop

    roomy airline-coach seats

    round corner

    Round edges

    routine emergency

    routine surgery

    Rubber Bones


    rules of war

    running idle

    running in place

    rush hour

    Rustic elegance

    Russian economy

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    sad clown

    sad optimist

    sad smile

    sadly amused

    sadly funny

    safe and sane fireworks

    safe bet

    safe guns

    safe investment

    safe sex

    safe weapons

    safety hazard

    same difference

    Sanitary landfill

    sanitary napkin

    sanitary sewer

    Savings & loan

    scalding coolness

    scheduled spontaneity

    school system

    school vacation

    science fiction

    scientific belief

    scientific consensus

    scientific creationism

    scientific speculation

    Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)

    screaming in silence

    screaming silence

    scripted spontaneity

    sea farming


    second best

    second initial

    secret FBI files

    secret rumor

    secretarial science

    security, on-line security

    sedate sex






    Senate Ethics Committee

    Senate Intelligence Committee

    sensitive guy

    Serial monogamous

    serious clown

    serious comic

    serious fun

    serious humor

    seriously funny

    Service station

    Severely killed

    Shabby chic

    shared monopoly

    Sharp Curve

    short distance

    short survey

    short tall tales

    shout in a whisper

    shouting whispers

    shyly pompous

    sight unseen

    silent alarm

    silent applause

    silent barber

    silent cacophony silent noise

    silent scream

    silent sound

    silent speech

    silent testimony

    Silent Women

    silent yell

    simple calculus

    simple computers

    Simple Confusion

    simple procedure

    Simple plan

    simple technology

    simply superb

    sincere lie

    sinfully good

    single copy

    Single Diversity (a type of

    wireless microphone)

    single pair

    single thought

    singular relationship

    sit up

    Sitting Up

    slave master

    sleep vigorously

    Sleeper hit

    slight exaggeration

    slight hernia

    slight surprise

    Slightly Overweight

    slightly pregnant

    slightly-used-dental floss

    Slow and steady rush

    slow children

    (as seen on a street sign)

    slow jet

    slow jog

    slow speed

    slow-motion explosion

    Slumber Party

    smart fool

    small fortune

    small giant

    smaller half

    smart bomb

    smart dork

    smart drugs

    smart windows user

    smokeless cigarette

    snow-white tan

    soaring down

    sober drunk

    social hermit

    social outcast

    social science

    social security

    socialist market economy

    socialist worker

    soft porn

    Soft Rock

    soft thunder

    software documentation

    software manual

    solid rumor

    solo concert

    solo ensemble

    somewhat awesome

    somewhat destroyed

    somewhat functional

    somewhat legal

    sound of silence sound-filled silence

    Southern justice

    Soviet economy

    Soviet Union

    Spare rib

    specialize in everything

    Specifically vague

    Spectator sport

    speed bump

    speed limit


    splendidly dull

    spoken thought

    Squared Circle (wrestling term)

    stable economic policies

    Staged accident

    stand down

    stand fast

    standard deviation

    Start stopping

    Static Variable

    State Development

    State Worker

    stationary bike

    Stationary Orbit

    stealth bomber

    steel wool

    still moving

    still wind

    stop action

    straight angle

    straight hook


    Stripper’s dressing room subterfuge

    strangely familiar

    strategic withdrawal

    strong decaf

    Structured C Program

    student athlete

    student teacher

    studious students

    study break

    study outside

    stunted growth

    stupid genius

    subjective data

    subtle exaggeration

    subversive compliance

    successful suicide

    sugarless candy

    suicide victim

    summer school

    sun shade

    sun shower

    Super Information Highway


    Supporting documentation

    sure bet

    Sure fire tip

    sure guess

    sweet and sour

    sweet pickle

    sweet sorrow

    sweet tart

    Swiss Steak

    Swiss Army

    Synthetic natural gas

    systematic chaos

    systematic disorder

    systematic variance

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    taliban intelligence

    talk show

    talking mime

    tame beast

    tame cat

    taped live

    targeted spam

    tax cut

    tax return

    tax simplification


    teacher union


    Temporary finish


    tense calm

    tentative conclusion

    terminal initialization

    terribly enjoyable

    terribly good

    terribly nice

    Terribly Pleased

    Terrific Head Ache

    Texas chic

    Thank God I'm an Atheist

    Thinking out loud

    The Grateful Dead

    The Peace War

    thinking out


    Thunderous Silence


    tight slacks

    Timeless Moment

    tiny mountain

    tiny tank

    to infinity and beyond

    toll free

    tomorrow today

    tomorrows' headlines today

    top floor

    totalitarian democracy

    totally partial

    tough love

    traditionally radical

    traffic flow

    tragic comedy

    train schedule

    tranquil fiesta

    transient stability

    traumatic bonding

    tremendously small

    troubled paradise

    true counterfeit

    true fiction

    true gossip

    true illusion

    true lies

    true story

    truth in advertising

    Truthful tabloids

    turbo diesel

    turkey ham

    turned up missing

    twelve-ounce pound cake

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    UN designated safe haven

    unacceptable solution

    Unbelievably real

    unbiased journalism

    unbiased news report

    Unbiased Opinion

    unbiased predisposition

    uncommonly common

    uncommonly normal

    uncontested divorce

    uncrowned king

    under abundance

    understanding editors

    understanding unix

    Undocumented Report

    unfunny joke

    unhappily married

    uninvited guest

    Union workers

    United Anarchist

    United Nations

    university funding

    Unique uniforms

    unknown identity

    unknown knowledge

    upcoming downtrend

    upside down

    unrepeatable pleonasm

    unsalted saltines

    unsellable stock

    Unsolved Mystery

    unspoken suggestion unsung hero


    unusual routine

    Unwanted Baby

    Unwelcome Greetings

    unwelcome recess

    useful oxymoron

    user friendly

    usually unusual

    usually spectacular

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    Valuable junk

    Vanilla Fudge

    veiled accusation

    Vegetarian meatball

    venial sin

    Ventura Freeway

    vices of our virtues

    victimless crime

    vigorously ignoring

    violent agreement

    Virgin Birth

    Virtual life

    virtual reality

    voluntary taxes

    voodoo science

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    Waking Dream

    waiting patiently

    waning crescent

    war games

    warm ice

    waste management

    Waterproof Sponge

    weak muscle

    wealthy professor

    Weapons of peace

    weather forecaster

    wedded bliss


    well-preserved ruins

    Wet Drywall

    We’re alone

    wheeled walker

    white chocolate

    white gold

    white lie

    white night

    white rose

    whole half

    whole hemisphere

    whole part

    whole piece

    Whole percentage


    Wicked Good

    wickedly good

    Wilderness management

    Willful negligence

    Wind Burn

    Windows NT

    (New Technology)

    Windows XP

    (Extra Performance)

    Wireless cable

    wisdom of Congress

    wise fool

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  • 1 decade ago

    Jumbo shrimp, Government intelligence.

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahahaha, i love that joke!

    1clean dirt

    2 diet water (my fave)

    3 evaporated milk

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  • 1 decade ago

    JUMBO shrimp

    HOLY war

    thats all i got =0)

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  • 1 decade ago

    holy war

    evaporated milk

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  • 1 decade ago

    what's an oxymoron?

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  • 1 decade ago

    lightly dark

    Source(s): ma brain, fool
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  • 1 decade ago

    good morning

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  • Shonda
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    1 decade ago

    hehehehehehehehehe...hahahahahaha... it was okay

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