You will love or hate this parrot joke, I loved it.?

Man is fed up with being burgled, so he teaches his parrot to dial 999 [our emergency no. for u yanks] he puts a phone in the birds cage. Off he goes to work, and later the parrot hears the sound of breaking glass, and he dials 999. Operator, "hello, which service do you require"? Parrot,... show more Man is fed up with being burgled, so he teaches his parrot to dial 999 [our emergency no. for u yanks] he puts a phone in the birds cage. Off he goes to work, and later the parrot hears the sound of breaking glass, and he dials 999. Operator, "hello, which service do you require"? Parrot, "who's a pretty boy then."..
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