Three tortoises harry, jack and larry decide to have a picnic, but the spot they choose is 10 miles away?

and takes them ten days to get there. so they pack their picnic and start the long walk. by the time they get there, they are all so hungry and thirsty they get started on the food straight away. harry opens the picnic basket to find the drinks are not in there and asks jack "did you pack the drinks" jack... show more and takes them ten days to get there. so they pack their picnic and start the long walk. by the time they get there, they are all so hungry and thirsty they get started on the food straight away. harry opens the picnic basket to find the drinks are not in there and asks jack "did you pack the drinks" jack says "no" so they both turn to larry and say "will you walk back and get the drinks while we wait here?" larry refuses because he thinks harry and jack will eat all the sandwiches while he is gone. after lots of promises from harry & jack that the will not eat anything till he returns, larry sets off on the long twenty day walk home, and back to the picnic spot. only, ten days pass, then 20, and then 30 days and larry is still not back with the drinks. harry & jack are so hungry they cannot resist the sandwiches and decide to eat just one each.....just at the moment they put the sandwiches to their lips, larry jumps out from behind a nearby bush & shouts "I KNEW IT......I'M NOT GOING"
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