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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Non-wookiests, why are you in this category, do you seek the truth about wookies?

Every day in this category you non-wookiests are in this category trolling, telling people wookies are not real. Why?

Do you doubt, the evidence is all around you, Star Wars 1, Star Wars 2, Star Wars 3, Star Wars 4, Star Wars 5, Star Wars 6.

Why do you come here and deter from serious questions about wookies?

You are in rebellion thats why. Just because you haven't seen Star Wars doesn't mean you can do whatever you want.

You will be accountable for your actions,

YOU WILL BE (in the voice of yoda)

Non-wookiests why are you here?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    They're just here to mock us. Don't worry, they will pay. If they don't convert to wookism, they will go straight to the Death Star when they die. Then they'll be sorry!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wookies were not in all the Star Wars movies. You just contradicted your own religon.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I believe in Wookies.

    But what are the wookies for?

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  • 1 decade ago

    you know they're just making all that up to persecute we sith... Repent and convert now before you spend eternity on the dead planet of Alderaan.

    Maul:3-13 "and so ye shall listen to me and my children will disembowel wookieists one by one whilst thou shalt watch and laugheth..."

    Vader:1-1 "don't have sex with the similarly equipped because I told you not to"

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  • 1 decade ago

    Amen! May the comfort of Leias divine hair buns envelope you in their embrace

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  • 1 decade ago

    I want the gift of etenal life.

    I want to be a blue Alec Guiness.

    Please show me the truth, the life and the way!

    Amen.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Damn you blew my cover

    damn wookiests I have no sympathy for your kind

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  • 1 decade ago

    Much fear I see in them.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "BE YOU WILL"

    The dark side has a hold on you young Jedi.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hell Ya, Why are you here!

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