Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

A good diet?

I was in ASDA the other day buying a large bag of Pedigree for my dog, and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was

starting The Pedigree Diet again, although I probably shouldn't

because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50

pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet story, and she was totally believing it.

I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it

works is to load your pockets or handbag with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

Update:

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by

how enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and

was that why I ended up in the hospital.

I said "No..... I was sitting in the street licking my bum when a car hit me".

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Really really funny 10/10.and a star

  • 1 decade ago

    I can't believe they bought that story!

    You're story is funny and creative.You definetly have a career in comedy. I wonder if someones actually going to try thay "diet" now.

  • 1 decade ago

    It would be worth buying some dog food just to try this one out. lol

  • Lola
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    You must be a really good story teller to get all those people to believe you...funny.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    liked this one chris, a few people out there needing a humour bypass today huh!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    OMG! LOL! That crap was too funny!

    I must share!

  • 1 decade ago

    cool

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    fish and chips

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thank you..may it be on the red carpet...lmao!

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Good one.!!!

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