Since no one can escape death and taxes, does that mean Jesus got audited by the Internal Revenue Service?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    No, but his taxes were paid by a fish!

    Mat 17:27 (17:26) But that we may not scandalize them, go to the sea, and cast in a hook: and that fish which shall first come up, take: and when thou hast opened it's mouth, thou shalt find a coin: take that, and give it to them for me and thee.

  • 1 decade ago

    If u check out Mat 17:27 you would find he paid his taxes but I also agree with patick, where do youget those drugs?

    Source(s): bible
  • 1 decade ago

    Not all countries have tax policies. Kuwait for example does not have to pay taxes. So you can escape taxes.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I don't know if you are half kidding but Jesus did indeed pay taxes for himself and Peter but there was something fishy about his return. Oh, oh, I kill myself, my sides, my sides.

    Source(s): Matthew 17:27
  • can you give me a link to website that sells you those excellent drugs that allow you to ask such difficult, yet well thought out questions?

  • 1 decade ago

    He didnt go thru that session, I heard that.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hmmm good quesiton. Must be it! Damn the IRS

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    NO the government owes him he is disabled.

  • 1 decade ago

    No, he was really crucified for non-payment., and you think the IRS is tough!

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