Don't drink and drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is the best and as far as I know only way to beat the Breathalyzer.
Now you can listen to some of the other people on here who are giving answers other than Don't drink and drive, but I would not count on them posting your bond or driving you to work once your license has been suspended.
As for Alan B's answer. Go for it. If you give just a little puff of air and say that's all you can do, I don't care. It does not make me angry. i am simply going to show you as a refusal for the test. In the state of Texas it is your option to refuse the test, but by doing so I will suspend your license for 180 days as opposed to 90 days if you take the test and fail.
Here is another point to ponder. Just because you refuse the breathalyzer does not mean you can't be found guilty of DWI. The officer will use all the evidence he has to include in car video to show to the jury. I have arrested and won many cases of DWI this way. There is a lawyer in my town that instructs his clients not to do any Field Sobriety Test, Not to give a sample of their breath or blood, and to invoke their rights. I still get my convictions. It's a little more difficult and a lot more testifying to do, but a good officer who writes a lock solid police report can still win everytime.
Why do you want to beat the breathalyzer? Do you plan on drinking and driving? If so then are you affraid to take responsibilities for your actions? People like you who try to find ways out of punnishment for intentionally and knowinlgy breaking the law disgust me. Man up and face the music. Your not in trouble until you get caught, but when you do it's your fault. Not the officers, not your parents, not violent shows on tv, it's yours. You made the decision, you got caught, you do the time.
11 years Law Enforcement