America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
(to Bart) And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the army, where you'll be sent straight to America's latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!
(After being caught trying to smuggle a baby panda) But he loves me! (Panda bites him) OW!! Why you little... I'll endanger you!(begins to strangle the panda)
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
Do I know what rhetorical means?
To Bart: "Emancipated!? Don't you like being a dude?"
Good-bye, Lisa. Remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage!
Heh-heh-heh! Lisa, vampires are make believe, just like elves, gremlins and eskimos!
Here are your messages: ‘You have thirty minutes to move your car.’ ‘You have ten minutes.’ ‘Your car has been impounded.’ ‘Your car has been crushed into a cube.’ ‘You have thirty minutes to move your cube.’
Hey, I asked for ketchup! I'm eatin' salad here!
I can't believe I ate the whole thing. (Senior quote in high school yearbook)
I don't miss a thing. (walking into a different room) Whoa! We have a kitchen?!
I must have a guardian angel... with a rifle!
and many more, but that should do it!