"Howard began saying he was “miserable” because of all the attention Anna Nicole Smith’s “husband,” Howard K. Stern, was getting following her death, and that he’d even heard some newscasters drop the “K” from the name. After Robin pointed out she’d noticed the same thing, Howard acknowledged he did appreciate the “free advertising” on some level, but that it still angered him. In fact, Howard said he was so upset that he was considering changing his name to “The Howard” in homage to Donald Trump’s moniker, “The Donald.” Howard added, though, that he was certain some former listeners who have yet to subscribe to SIRIUS were curious about what he thought of this Howard K. Stern thing, and they might join SIRIUS just to find out.
Howard went on to read a newspaper article from Australia, which named him, “the radio disc jockey,” as the father of Anna Nicole’s newborn baby, as well as a letter of condolence he received from a Danish woman. Because of this, Howard asked Gary to get in touch with someone from the Associated Press so he could get the word out to foreign countries that he wasn’t tied to Anna Nicole in any way."