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An Indian boy goes into a W*hore house...?

and walks up to the secretary, puts his money on the counter and says,

"Me wants woman."

The secretary replies, "Excuse Me?"

The boy repeats himself, "Me wants woman."

The scretary says, "I think you are too young."

The boy seems angered, so the secretary replies, "I tell you what, see that tree outside, with the knothole? Go practice and come back, then we'll see."

The boy does as the secretary instructs and comes back. He walks up to the secretary, puts his money on the counter and says,

"Me wants woman."

The secretary takes his money and tells him, "Go down the hall to the third door on the right."

A few minutes later she hears the lady in the room screaming. She runs into the room and sees the boy hitting the lady with a stick. The secretary yells at the boy, "What the Heck are you doing!"

The boy replies, "Me checking for bees!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    oh... thats cute, thanks for the chuckle.

  • 1 decade ago

    Too much BuZZZZZZZZ for me.Thanks for a laugh......

  • 1 decade ago

    Kinda sick in a way...

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