Do u think this is funny?
I'd like another drink I think another drink to make me pink I think ill drink until i stink I'll drink until i cannot blink
Prehaps ill have a shot of rye The rye i spy with my own eye Some rye to make me fly so high I think that I can touch the sky
Or maybe ill have some rum It's not so dumb to want some rum I'll drink and fall upon my bum Or maybe contemplate my thumb
Some vodka would be very nice Or wine or maybe scotch on ice Perhaps Kahula would entrice I'll drink it once I'll drink it twice
prehaps some gin to make me grin It's not a sin to want some gin A 26 will make me spin And then i will begin again
I want some beer to make me cheer Hurray! Hurrah! A cheer for beer!I will not stick it in my ear Hurrah! Hurray! a cheer for beer!
I'll drink with my friends Jack and Ron I'll drink until my livers gone! Ill invite sam and Bud and you And captain morgan can come too
Im loaded now i have to go My brain is working very slow Theres just one thing i need to know Where is the can? i have to go!
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Many moons ago during my drinking days, a bunch of us went to a local bar after work to down a few.
Mike, who was fun to be around, but normally soft spoken, started getting drunk and said:
"I'm HALF in the bag. I'm ALL in the bag. I AM the bag. A bag of SH!T."
He said it deadpan, in his usual quite, unassuming voice. We all bust a gut laughing.
- ?Lv 71 decade ago
l find it cute.
- Anonymous1 decade ago