best priest minister and rabbi joke?

tell the best priest minister and rabbi joke

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

    Priest: "What have you done my child?"

    Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."

    Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"

    Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

    Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

    Girl: "Yes father."

    Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."

    Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

    Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

    Girl: "Yes father."

    Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

    Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

    Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

    Girl: "Yes father."

    Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

    Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

    Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

    Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

    Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

    Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

    Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"

  • 1 decade ago

    Priest, minister and rabbi are out fishing.

    Priest says: "I want a soda. I'll be back." The Priest jumps off the boat and walks on water to get his soda.

    Minister says: "I want a soda too." Minister jumps off the boat and walks on water to get a soda.

    Rabbi says: "Dang, I'm thirsty too." Rabbi jumps off and splashes in the water.

    Priest says to minister: "Think we should have told him where the rocks were."

  • Ewa
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    don't wanna get a violation so i better not.

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