The Wamart Greeter?

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with

her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the


She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops

exposing her cracked heals and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she

exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning maam and welcome to Wal-Mart.

Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops

screaming at her children only long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!

The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"

"Why no I don't", replies the greeter, " but I just couldn't believe someone had sex with

you twice!"

2 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    oh my stars you went there.

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