Why, Why, Why?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are

> going dead?

>

> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is

> not enough money?

>

> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but

> check when you say the paint is wet?

>

> Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

>

> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

>

> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

>

> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a

> revolver at him?

>

> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

>

> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

>

> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

>

> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are

> always white?

>

> Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

>

> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that

>

> something new to eat will have materialized?

>

> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum

> cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give

> the vacuum one more chance?

>

> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

>

> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

>

> When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping

> cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it

> isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

>

> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off

> the table you always manage to knock something else over?

>

> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer

>

> when we complained about the heat?

>

> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

>

> And my FAVORITE......

>

> The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering

> from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if

> they're okay, then it's you.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    LMAO.. i guess these r some of the 'unsolved mysteries' they keep talking about in discovery..

    thanx for sharing n making us think & laugh.. hehe

    Source(s): pri ;)
  • 1 decade ago

    Very good.

    You should have put this in the philosophy section.

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