A man was driving home one night when he realised .....?

it was his daughters birthday, and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to a toyshop and asked ‘How much is the new Barbie in the window?’

The manager replied, ‘Which one?’ We have ‘Barbie goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Ball’ for $19.95, Barbie does shopping for $19.95 or the Divorced Barbie for $375.00. Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95? Says the man.

The manager says the Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s House, Ken’s Car, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Dog and Ken’s furniture.

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! Ken got screwed!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol NICE...........and you just gave me an idea to pitch to my boss......greatest Barbie since Gansta B*tch Barbie and her boyfriend Tupac Ken

  • 1 decade ago

    YAH barbie! You go girl!

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha. Good one, makes good sense.

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  • 1 decade ago

    That sounds about right LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    That's a good one... i like that

  • 1 decade ago

    i lol'd at the US's divorce law.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats good

  • 1 decade ago

    ahahah thats REALLY funny

  • 1 decade ago

    ain't that the truth

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