The sergeant entered the general's headquarters saying, "Sir! There's an enemy platoon headed straight at us!"

The general replied, "Bring my red shirt!" Then, with his red shirt on, he led his army to victory. Next day, the sergeant said, "Sir! An enemy company is headed straight at us!" Again the general said, "Bring my red shirt!" then, led his army to victory, so the sergeant asked about the red shirt. The general said, "That's so if I'm wounded, my men won't notice my blood." Next day, the sergeant said,"Sir! there's 3 enemy regimens and 2 columns of enemy tanks headed straight at us!" The general replied, "Bring my brown pants!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    it took me a couple seconds to realize wht the brown pants meant, but in the end i got it and its pretty funny, (but still gross)

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Lord no!! If a republican or any white baby-kisser made that fact, they could be slaughtered by technique of the media. it truly is between the failings that makes me loopy..the actual shown reality that black human beings say garbage like that all and diverse the time and that is high-quality yet enable a white individual say that and we are the racist pigs of the century. This usa will by no ability have equality between the races till black human beings provide up playing the race card. they want to get over themselves, enable bypass of the previous and supplies you up hiding in the back of their race anytime something is going incorrect. That my acquaintances, is a regularly occurring black..conceal in the back of your race anytime you're not any further getting that promoting or someone says something about you in my opinion. See it familiar and an completely ill of it. All that stuff is sufficient to exhibit someone racist and it desires to end. My own concern is to call human beings on it even as they attempt this because that is in common words so negative to all and diverse round.

  • 1 decade ago

    Always a classic!

  • 1 decade ago

    ha!ha!ha! A good and funny joke!

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  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHAHA I like this one.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

  • 1 decade ago

    cool...lol

  • 1 decade ago

    This is a good one! Thanks for the laugh!

  • 1 decade ago

    FUNNY........but a little gross.....

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