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5 Germans pull up to the Italian border control in an Audi Quattro. The border guard approaches the drivers side and taps on the window. As the driver lowers the window the guard looks in and counts how many people in the car, then walks round the car and back to the drivers window. Guard: Sinor, Why do you... show more 5 Germans pull up to the Italian border control in an Audi Quattro. The border guard approaches the drivers side and taps on the window. As the driver lowers the window the guard looks in and counts how many people in the car, then walks round the car and back to the drivers window.
Guard: Sinor, Why do you have a 5 people inside.
Driver: Zis car has 5 seatz and five seat beltz, what is ze problem?
Guard: This car is an Audi Quatrro, Quatrro means four Sinor, but you have 5 people inside your car. I cannot let you through with this many people in the car.
Driver: What are you talking about, this car has room for 5 people, you must let us through.
Guard: I'ma sorry Sinor, but Quatrro means 4 I cannot let you pass.
Driver: Zis is ridiculous, get me the Supervisor, I vant to speak wiz him.
Guard: I'm sorry Sinor, he is busy at the moment.
Drive: What do you mean busy, I want to speak wiz him now!
Guard: I'm afraid he is busy dealing with 2 Spanish girls in a Fiat Uno
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