About a relationship with an engineer?

Wlhat funny stories do you have about getting along with an engineer?

For example - I once sent my engineer out to buy yams. He asked me "what size?" - I said "any size." When he came back he had a little one, a big one, a huge one, and one with a very strange hook shape. "what's this I said. You said any size he replied. "Yes, but not every size," I responded. I had given him specs, but not complete specs as what i had wanted was Yams of one size, whichever size he choose.

3 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    You asked for it, you got it!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    My boyfriend is an engineer and very math oriented. I'm a corporate sales rep and very linguistically oriented. I think if it was a collaborative effort, we'd get a very good score on the SATs!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    An optimist calls the glass of water 'half full'.

    The pesimist calls the glass of water 'half empty'.

    The engineer says 'You have twice as much glass as you need.'

    Happy New Year!

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