A little jesus here, a little moses that, Abraham hit jacob with a wuffleball bat...?

God sure says a lot of mumbo jumbo non-sense, but what has god actually done for any of us lately?

Update:

haha...sry, just watched little Nicky couldn't resist.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Love that part.. i still laugh at it.

  • Sheryl
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    A "wuffleball bat" is not to be confused with it's first cousin...the wiffleball bat, correct? It's a much more dangerous species?

    As for your question, if you cant answer it on your own, there is no way you could ever be convinced.

  • 1 decade ago

    When someone has misfortune, they blame it on a god

    When someone is fortunate, they praise a god

    If there is a god, does he she or it really care either way?

  • 1 decade ago

    Did you just take a breath? Thank God.

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  • 1 decade ago

    for the sake of the righteous those days will be shortened. for the unrighteous there will be wiffle ball bats.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    she prefers that we do for ourselves. she wants her children to be self reliant and intelligent.

    i just like knowing that she is there.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    what do you mean? she gave us a standard "polite" expletive to use whenever we observe something stupid, or frightening.

    "Oh god".

  • 1 decade ago

    Everything for me! You should ask Him too :)

  • 1 decade ago

    what?

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