Can you help me? My fish is sitting in my chair watching a football game,can you help?

I heard him say something, so I stopped and looked. As I was looking, he grew arms,legs and before ya know it, he popped out of the bowl and is now sitting my chair, eating pretzels and drinking a root beer. He's looking more and more like a man, not a fish. He said he won't leave my house until his girlfriend (my pet monkey) evolves into a beautiful 6 foot blonde. I told him that she most likely won't be blonde, and her evolution could take 250 million years, he said he would wait.

What should I do? He's eating all of my food and drinking all of my root beer. He's watching the cowboys, I told him that I am an eagles fan. He won't let me watch my team play? How do you suggest I get him out of here?

15 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I GUESS YOU WOULD FALL UNDER THE CATAGORY FOR THE BIGGEST NUT-CASE OF 2006! No seriously, that was really weird!!!!!!!!!!!! What are you doing on the computer? Get off and enjoy the rest of your high or what ever!

  • wishon
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    poor fish has been in a fish bowl all this time...bypass away him the place he's...basically positioned a puddle pad under him as a fashion to not hose down your chair and bypass away a Cosmo magazine out for his evolving lady pal whilst she's waiting to morph into his 6 foot blond dream lady. Now, get lower back to the reveal and answer yet another have an thrilling recommendations.

  • 1 decade ago

    Get a rod and reel and put a fishhook into a Cheeto (there's a reason they're curved). Slip it into a bowl at the two minute warning. If the game's good, he won't notice until it's too late.

  • 1 decade ago

    Call the Cat in the Hat. He has a nifty Scale-On machine that will take care of Mr. Fish.

    Of course, you could bring home a BIG jar of Tartar sauce, a box of beer-batter mix, and a Fry Daddy. He may take the hint then.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would suggest enjoying the trip you're on, and go to bed as soon as you start coming down. You'll find the groceries, fish and monkey all back to normal in the morning.

  • 1 decade ago

    Do you still have the fish feed? Make a trail from the chair to the door while he's somehow using your bathroom and maybe his urge for odd flakes will bring him out of your house.

    Source(s): My imagination.
  • 1 decade ago

    well, you couldn't possibly expect a fish to be an eagles fan! Eagles eat fish, silly! I think you are being unrealistic.

    Source(s): lol
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I suggest you put down the beer and go to bed.

    Sleep it off - your fish will be back in his bowl in the morning.......

    Happy New Year!

  • JoJoBa
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I think you had better be the one to leave before he runs out of food and root beer and decide to eat your **************** now you know what.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ive been in a similar situation. You need to set boundaries...

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