Why is there a billy goat in my living room speaking to me in Chinese?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    maybe because it doesn't know english!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Back Away From The Booze !!! The Next Thing You Know The Pink Elephants Will Be Flying Around The Room. Do You Really Think You Will Feel Like Picking Up Pink Elephant Poop In The Morning!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Because all the Korean speaking sheep are partying at my place and we're sending all the Chinese speaking goats to your address.

  • PP4865
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    He used to work for peanuts, but since he travelled to China he can only get work as a delivery goat for the local Chinese delivery, and the only requrement for the job was that you speak Chinese. That's my story and I am sticking to it.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's just me in my goat costume. For some reason, I can recite my Chinese language lessons better in that get-up than my street clothes. Go figure, huh?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Life is wonderful when you can have a goat in your living room talking to you. I suggest you smoke smaller blunts.

    tHIS WAY HE CAN ONLY SPEAK FRENCH.

    HAPPY NEW YEARS!

  • 1 decade ago

    props if u know chinese but next time take more shrooms and watch him take u to hell and back and then give him ur hand as he walks u through willy wonkas factory for a tour

  • 1 decade ago

    How do you know it is Chinese. Might be Coptic, or Celtic, or druid. Be careful not to annoy him They love to butt annoyances. New year happiness

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Because he wants to eat Chinese food !!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think you celebrated the New Year a little too much

  • Atlas
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    It wants to celebrate new years in every time zone.

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