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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chucked wood?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    If he was using the Ingersol Model Nr 54 Wood Chucker, with the additional side car attachment, he would be able to chuck at least ten cords an hour. However, with the smaller Ingerson Model Nr 51 Wood Chucker, again with the additonal side car attachment, he would only chuck 8 cords an hour.

    Ingersol has a new Model Nr 76 Wood Chucker that is a two woodchucker model, and it can be used without the additional sidecar, and still it will put out around 15 cords an hours.. But it requires two wood chucks to run it, so that would not count as how much one could chuck.

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  • 1 decade ago

    a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood

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  • Good Woodchuck.

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  • 1 decade ago

    a wood chuck could chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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  • 1 decade ago

    IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD HOW MUCH COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK?.................I DONT KNOW.......

    Source(s): ME, MYSELF AND I ......
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  • 1 decade ago

    you siad it wrong...

    how much wood would a wood chuck chop if a wood chuck could chop wood???

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  • 1 decade ago

    2 chords

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  • 1 decade ago

    I think it's about 50 board feet.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I DONT REALLY KNOW BUT THIS QUESTION SHOULD BE CHUCKED

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i would say quite a lot if it was their staple diet.

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