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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

3 Good Men and a Priest!?

heres a joke my friend told me a few years ago...

Therse were 3 men who NEVER committed a sin EVER, and the priest at there chruch has sinned , its only natural! So the priest ordered the 3 men to commit a sin.

The first man stole some lingere for his wife.

The Second man killed a child.

The 2 men returned to the chruch feeling awful and guilty. The preist then said

" you may now drink form the holy water and be forgiven for you awful sins!!"

The men drank and walked out happy and refreshed.

The priest turned to the 3rd man and asked what he has down wiht a furrowed brow.

"oh...I pee'd in the holy water."

im not sure if i got all the wording right, but i thought it was a funny joke, what do you think?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    well its not as bad as killing the child but its nasty cause the other men drunk it.Gross.....but classic......i love it

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Cute one. 8/10.

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  • 1 decade ago

    ewwwww lmao. I will never drink holy water and will only drink bottled! lol.... cute joke!

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  • 1 decade ago

    haha! 10/10

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i feel srry for te guys who drank pee...

    Happy New Year

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  • 1 decade ago

    Bad priest, bad 3rd guy!!!

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  • LCee
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Cute

    HAPPY FUNNY NEW YEAR

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  • 1 decade ago

    You're as comical as an Undertaker.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Funny, but....well does he have to kill the child?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha happy new year

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