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My stepdad fell off the balcony, what 2 do?

A horrible mishap. Stepdad Arsen was on the lookout for Rabious Coyote on our balcony. He lost his balance and fell......He is laughing insanely and speaking Portugues (who knew?>) WHAT SHUD WE DO WE CALLED AMBULANCE THEYRE ON THEIR WAY HEELP AND NO THIS SI NOT A JOKE

12 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    " Nutward, head loony speaking!"

    sorry I was in the nuthouse once aswell and answered the phone as phrased above.

    I'd say if you're serious, then check for breathing, bleeding and DON"T MOVE HIM!!! Wait for ambulance.

    However as this is in the Jokes and Riddles section I'm gonna have to go with "Bite him on the leg so he jumps up and runs inside."

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Wait for the ambulance! Then check yourself back into the mental hospital and get out of the jokes/riddles section you nutjob!

  • 1 decade ago

    I escaped from the mental ward too, but I aint' telling everyone... oops, just did..

    No, not true, mr man in white coat..I didn't .. to late, they got my number now.

    If you know the number of 911 call them..Uh, what happened to R Coyote? Did he get away?

    What language is Portuguese? Maybe I can translate...

    Hey, I found the number for 911.. it's in the phone book..

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    if its not a joke, then why is it in the jokes/riddles section???...

    im sorry for what happened tho...just wait for the ambulance to show up...its not like we can fly over there in a few minutes and just stand there.

  • LCee
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Yeah You shud call 119 PASA

  • 1 decade ago

    well if you called the ambulance already then what else do you want to do???

  • 1 decade ago

    if it's not a joke and it's serious then why are u on the internet?

  • 1 decade ago


  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "I escaped from the mental ward"

    Does your name just SAY IT ALL?

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