how do you keep your spouse from farting on you at night bad?

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    try a plug just make sure the exhaust end isn't pointed at you!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I got a secret ,my husband and i been married for 18 yrs until today he swears i don't fart ,that's what he thinks ,i would blow up ,i just don't do it in front of him or the kids ,trying to teach a lesson you just don't do that ,unless you alone .

    First months of dating i never heard him ,after we got married its like the gates of gas open ,i understand its a bodily function everybody does it ,i just don't want to smell ,hear it .to me a BURP its a fart just different End .In public people blow there noses specially in restaurants how gross.

    Source(s): we still share the same bed .LOL
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  • 1 decade ago

    Unfortunately, I have no idea how to prevent it but take solice in the fact that you are not alone.

    I threatened a cork and that seemed to slow him down for awhile but he didn't stop! LOL!

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  • 1 decade ago

    I use a seperate blanket from mine, so that nothing like that will happen, of course if you like to cuddle and be really close at night, it can put a damper on that

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  • 1 decade ago

    Either sleep on the couch, or bring a cork with you to bed.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    well... try a pill or somthing ,, or go to a doctor or try sleeping on a couch from a coulpe nights

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  • 1 decade ago

    Take the beans away

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  • 1 decade ago

    send him 2 sleep on da couch!

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  • 1 decade ago

    You don't, unless you want to sleep seperatly. My husband is the king of that!!

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  • NAN G
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Pull the covers over HIS head!!!

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