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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

How would Jesus celebrate the arrival of a new year?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Probably hang out with some friends and shoot Roman Candles at each other.

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  • heckle
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    3 years ago

    An anniversary party could be distinctive at any time of the year. appropriate dates do no longer remember, that's the meaning which concerns. "you recognize tht December 25 is probably no longer the beginning of Jesus Christ, why insist on celebrating it" while then is the date of Christ's beginning? no person understands for that reason any day could be distinctive.

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  • 1 decade ago

    When he was 19, he celebrated at the Best Eastern Charriotel in what later came to be named Constantinople and was arrested for trashing a suite there when he intoxicated an entire mob doing the water to wine trick.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Jesus would have celebrated the arrival of a new year as a Jew of his era would have. He would have attended the Rosh Hashanah services and had a great party then start fasting for Yom Kippur, the day of atonement.

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  • 1 decade ago

    jesus was a jew so he celebrated new years on rosh hashana

    they greeted each other with a nice little ditty

    L'Shana Tova Tikaty vu

    may you be writen in the book of life

    they had just finish reading the entire TaNaKh

    (the old testament) and started all over again

    feast is in order, im shure there was a little drinking and matzos

    and im shure jesus taught somthing significant

    to his friends who were really really stupid

    some prayer for shure

    i wonder if jesus had any new years resolutions

    bout it i suppose

    Source(s): rabbi navilagoyim
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A fish cookout and TONS of 12% alcohol by volume sweet sparkling wine.!!! which HE himself made! Thanks Jesus!

    Later on he'll do a few party tricks after a few pints of wine, like walking on the pool water, curing people's annoying afflictions and I heard he does some great card tricks.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hed get plastered with Everclear and have a party with bbq ribs (he hates fish).

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  • 1 decade ago

    He'd get drunk on wine and dance like Hell with the Goddess

    Source(s): Myself, other Great Goddesses and the Bible
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    nice question, maybe he would say a prayer to the Father and he would be close to the one's he loved, Mary, the apostles. happy new year!

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  • 1 decade ago

    By acknowledging that he is one year closer to his kingship!

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