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How should I pick a fight with my neighbors?

It's new years eve and we usually fight my neighbors, but they're not starting it this year. How should we get a fight going in a nonviolent way. (when i say fight, i mean hitting with plastic bats and stuff)

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  • 1 decade ago
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    put a for sale sign on their lawn.

  • 1 decade ago

    How should we get a fight going in a nonviolent way. (when i say fight, i mean hitting with plastic bats and stuff)

    First off...since when is hitting anyone with anything NON Violent????!!!!!

    we usually fight my neighbors, but they're not starting it this year.

    Take a hint, they probably DON'T want to fight...grow up....or drink less, maybe both.

    When that all fails, egg their house

  • jorst
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Start the New Year right. Don't pick a fight at all. You'll be doing the right thing, and it will drive your neighbors nuts trying to figure out why your not picking a fight.

    Source(s): Smile, and make the world think, "What the hell are they up to now".
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Take a bottle of booze over to them, tell them you are itching for a fight, have a couple of drinks and pass out the bats.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Take a dump on their top step early in the morning. Cover in newspaper. Set paper alight. Ring doorbell then quickly run and hide. When your neighbour sees the fire on the top step, 9 out of 10 times they will try and stomp it out.

  • Take a cue from the movie "Warriors" Stand outside with your plastic bats in hand and yell in unison "Warriors.... come out a play-e-ay" I would change warriors to their last name for affect.

  • 1 decade ago

    Watch their habits, likes and dislikes and interfere with them. If they are neat for example, have a load of BS delivered to their lawn...especially good around 4 AM

  • 1 decade ago

    At soon as the clock strikes twelve, toilet paper all over the house. A classic.

  • Darby
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Call them up and say let's get the party started.

  • 1 decade ago

    That sounds like a fun new years party! mud fight, messy but fun. you may have done it already, ohhh throw hot dogs, not the best answer but have Fun....WOOT!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    How about you have a truce this year??? Try something new... dedicate the year to Peace right from the get-go

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