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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Can you explain what this joke means?

I lady walks into a super market and gets a litre of milk, a pound of ham, 1 bunch of banana, a half dozen eggs and a couple tins of cat food.

She brings it all up to the counter and the guy at the till rings it all in then says "Your single right?"

"Ya i am, how did you know?" says the women.

And the guy says, "Your ugly!"

What does that mean?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Technically, the person reading to or listening to the joke expects the counter guy to know she's single by the items she's bought...small quantities of everything and then, of course, the cat food. So it's kind of shocking/funny to have him say that she's single because she's ugly, because you're expecting something else.

  • 1 decade ago

    I see ur point. This is not so good joke. But anyhow I will try to explain it to you.

    The joke is in the last line.

    Till then, the audience is anticipating some correlation between her shopping and her singleness. The last punchline creates joke by stating common-sense, instead of any logic derived from her shopping list.

    Therefore, to make the joke more interesting, try making the shopping list as common as possible so that everyone thinks, this is so common, how would he able to know she's single!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sorry didnt get the meaning.

    'Brian The Mobile Repair Man' seems to be todays android. The fellow is writing the same answer. Remember thre was 'Man' afew days back???

  • 1 decade ago

    Are you serious? Because if you are she was thinking he knew from the items she purchased. Single people shop for one person.

    But I'll take the 2 points.

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  • 1 decade ago

    well it's coz u don't get a boyfriend wen your ugly do u lol

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha uhm I dont know

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    beautiful just beautiful

  • 1 decade ago

    u r hsefuy6td

  • 1 decade ago

    the guy is so rude!

  • what happened when the newlyweds got the Vaseline and window putty mixed up ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

    .there windows fell out hehehe

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