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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Funny Joke, anyone?

A guy’s driving his car, blows through a stop sign & gets caught by the law.

Cop says, "License and registration please."

Guy says, "What for?"

Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop, license and registration, please."

Guy says, "What's the difference?"

Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete Stop. License and registration, PLEASE!"

Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop I'll give you my license and registration."

Cop says, "O.K. exit your vehicle sir."

At this point, the cop takes out his Night Stick & starts beating the crap out of the guy and says, "Do you want me to slow down or stop?"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    nice joke dude, it made me laugh for the first time today. i think thats healthy, thanks for the medicine

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  • jfmm
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    1 decade ago

    Yep. There is a difference! LOL.

    Have a great weekend!

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  • 1 decade ago

    wot did the mouse say to the cat? A,-come round the corner and i'll show you my hole.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah that's pretty funny

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    heard it before but still funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hilarious! I really like it! 9.75/10.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hehe.

    that's the difference

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL...................yup there is difference .......lol

    thanks for sharing and best wishes for the New Year ahead : - )

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  • 1 decade ago

    funny!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Seriously funny!!! I even added the exclamation point!!! Yay!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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