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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

I have been called to prophecy! There is no God but Crabby-patty, and I am its prophet!!!?

Say it with me three times and be saved, for those who do not are commiting infidelity with their creator, and will spend eternity in the Chum Bucket.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    You tell em oh Prophet.

    lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    okay. i love Spongebob, absolutely, but i definitely would not believe that u've been appointed a prophet!

    i honestly think u should go on vacation - u definitely need a break from Bikini Bottom, the Chum Bucket and Patrick....

    hey - maybe u could come over here - we could go jellyfishing together!!

    yippeeee!!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    What is your prophecy oh great churner of stomachs?

    We await your 'words' with bent knee and stomach doubled over in laughter......

    Shall we march on the blasphemers who create substandard fishcakes and crabcakes? Sayeth the word and we will go forth and buy whatever you say is our 'Manna from Heaven'..!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I am not dropping on the floor and flopping like a fish. Which according to your Church you must do.

    http://churchofspongebob.tripod.com/

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    days of being are over funny fun because i see evil in m,y shortly cyou oming and hitler boy scout full of wrath for what have done sicyou what hell you have it and the rain you make it rain you are god and tyhe god of death and what

    Source(s): thge world uis ovrer and i am piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssss
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  • NONAME
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready!

    All hail the Sacred Conch!

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  • 1 decade ago

    I want proof first! Where are the golden tongs?

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  • 1 decade ago

    I suppose Patrick is your side-kick too lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    did crabby patti die & rise again 3 days later ? i think i'll just take my chances & stick with jesus

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  • 1 decade ago

    doh!

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