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Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsSingles & Dating · 1 decade ago

funniest pick up lines...?

whats the funniest pick up lines you know or heard before?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Lets go to my house for pizza and a f*ck..... wht you don't like pizza.... Or

    Wanna play army... I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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  • phone you mum,tell her to lock the door for the night coz you have pulled.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Did it hurt?

    -when you fell from heaven.

    Nice pants, mind if I get inside.

    Are you tired?

    -cause you've been running though my head all day.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I lost my phone can I have yours

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  • 1 decade ago

    we have a spanish one that says--- what time do you go to buy bread? ajaj... very old one but good.

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  • 1 decade ago

    How about "I'm rich and horny"

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