How many maggots does a maggot cheese must have to be stamped an approval by the cheesemaster?

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Don't gag, it's a serious question.....

Answer 1

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Um...god......even thinking about it makes me want to throw up...imagine eating it.... uhhh if it ever gets its approval by the cheesemaster, it would have no maggots at all...even ifs its called "MAGGOT CHEESE"......

Answer 2

354,237 and1/2

Answer 3

a trillion.