I want to be a dictator when I get older, what should I do to become one?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Be able to convince people that you think are going to help you.. Make them your friends but hate them in other ways.. kill who's against you and leave who listens as long as they lived..

  • 1 decade ago

    They still have openings at the GHW Bush School of Fascism: Dictator Training Division. Faculty includes Bush Sr., Rumsfeld, Cheney and Jim Baker. Many guest lecturers including the Saudi Royal Prince.

  • 1 decade ago

    Have kids! It's the only way you'll be a dictator, atleast for a few years..sheezzzz

  • 1 decade ago

    Give up on being a dictator, that's too hard. But if you work really hard and read the following books, you just might be able to get a cult of acolytes to do your bidding.

    http://www.amazon.com/Power-Love-Friendship-Manipu...

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ask advice of Hitler, Stalin or Mussolini, they might help you. Or watch news on TV and see what happened to other dictator ;)

  • 1 decade ago

    Join the Skull and Bones society

  • 1 decade ago

    Kill your competition. It's worked

    for every previous dictator.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It seems you have the "dick" part down. I suggest you road trip to Idaho for the "tater" portion and you're all set!

  • 1 decade ago

    make me your general, or minister of propaganda then you can become a dicatator,

  • 1 decade ago

    GO TO THE STORE AND BUY THE BIGGEST "TATOR" YOU CAN FIND. TAKE IT HOME AND DRILL A LARGE HOLE IN IT. STICK YOUR "DICK" INSIDE AND YOU WILL BE THE BIGGEST "DICKTATOR" KNOWN TO MAN

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