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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

What is the funniest joke you know?

Came someone tell me a joke. I feel like laughing.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Why are pirates so mean?

    Because they Arrrr.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    JOKE: A businessman is walking down the street when he sees a scruffy-looking hippy-type jumping up and down on a manhole cover. He's screaming, "21! 21! 21!" at the top of his lungs.

    The businessman asks the hippy, "What are you yelling '21' for?"

    The hippy tears off the manhole cover with a grunt, points down into the depths and says, "Check it out man-- you won't believe what you see!"

    Not to be undone by a smelly hippy, the businessman heads down the hole and makes it almost to the bottom. Suddenly, the hippy slams down the manhole cover and begins to jump up and down on it, saying, “22! 22! 22! 22!…

    Source(s): nephew bo scoggins
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  • 1 decade ago

    A black guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

    The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

    The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullsh.ittin' me!"

    The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."

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  • 1 decade ago

    The funniest joke I know is my ex husband!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the Toy Box?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because the label says, Good for up to 20 pounds.

    no offense to any blonds

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  • This one makes me laugh! OK.

    Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Man, it's hot in here!" The other one says "AHH!!! Talking muffin!"

    It gets me everytime.

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    1 decade ago

    Sex is like air. It is only a problem when you're not getting any!

    Why do pipers walk when they play? They are trying to get away from the noise. (No offense to Scottish Pipers)

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  • 1 decade ago

    :) :) Foggy jones & Homo.jesus :) :) those 2 made me laugh,really!! :)

    Oh,I don't remember jokes,nothing from me,sorry..

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  • THIS ONE

    WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD?

    TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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