With formaldehyde in cigarettes..?

Can I conserve my girlfriend right away, or do I need to kill her with the arsenic in them first?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    get her high with the nicotine first, then the arsenic & then PRESERVE[not conserve]

  • 1 decade ago

    Well, I guess it all depends on how bad the girlfriend is. However, they say that the best things come to those who wait... good luck to you and I hope that things get better for you... lol.

    Just be a good boyfriend and go to the store and make sure she has a pack of cigarrettes at all times!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You are a very naughty chap, getting inspiration off the TV for your girlfriends demise!...

  • 1 decade ago

    It's going to take some time...so don't be counting on the insurance money just yet :-)

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  • 1 decade ago

    Yous took that from P!ATD,. Busted!

  • 1 decade ago

    It takes time.

  • micho
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    kill her first

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You're better off just slitting your own wrist.

  • 1 decade ago

    you mean preserve? And neither of you should smoke.

  • 1 decade ago

    she will do it herself with time !

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