Could you imagine Jesus and the Apostles on "The Jerry Springer Show"?
JERRY: Jesus, you invited your friends here because you have a problem?
JESUS: That's right Jerry, for one thing, Peter here keeps denying me.
JERRY: Peter, what do you have to say for yourself?
PETER: I don't even know who this guy is.
JESUS: See, he does this ALL THE TIME! He knows who I am!
PETER: No I don't.
JERRY: And who are you sir?
THOMAS: My name is Thomas
JERRY: And what's your problem with Thomas, Jesus?
JESUS: He keeps doubting me.
THOMAS: I doubt that I ever did that.
JERRY: And who is this trollep here?
MARRY MAGDELEN: My name is Mary Magdelen.
JERRY: And why are you here?
MARY: I've slept with Jesus and every single one of these apostles.
JESUS: Mary, I wish you wouldn't talk like that.
JUDAS: Leave her alone!
JESUS: Oh now YOU wanna talk to me?
JUDAS: You wanna fight Hippy? It's go time!
<Judas attacks Jesus>
AUDIENCE: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
- dazed*n*confusedLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
OMG! That was the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. You forgot the bell they ring to fight "Ding Ding" I love that sh*t, plus you get props for having the Florida Gators as your avatar! I'm from there...go gators!! ;)
- 1 decade ago
What are you doing seeing what results you get in each category. You had this same question in another category yesterday. I answered it yesterday and if it wasn't you then you copied from the other person and posted it as your question. I will tell you the same thing I think this question is rude and I think Jerry would have more respect for Jesus than you!
- parentiLv 44 years ago
Irreverent...yet exciting. in spite of the incontrovertible fact that it replaced into Peter who denied Christ; Judas betrayed Him and Thomas doubted Him. Kinda jogs my memory of the episode of "The State" the place Louis confirmed up on the final Supper.
- ThomasLv 61 decade ago
You Need Psychiatric Therapy, Quick !!!!!
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- RhapsodyLv 51 decade ago
And don't forget his parents, Mary cheated on Joseph with God :)
- 1 decade ago
omg youre horrible
- MalaysiaLv 51 decade ago
Sorry but i really couldn't imagine or picture it!!!!!