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Could you imagine Jesus and the Apostles on "The Jerry Springer Show"?

JERRY: Jesus, you invited your friends here because you have a problem?

JESUS: That's right Jerry, for one thing, Peter here keeps denying me.

JERRY: Peter, what do you have to say for yourself?

PETER: I don't even know who this guy is.

AUDIENCE: Oooooooooh...

JESUS: See, he does this ALL THE TIME! He knows who I am!

PETER: No I don't.

JERRY: And who are you sir?

THOMAS: My name is Thomas

JERRY: And what's your problem with Thomas, Jesus?

JESUS: He keeps doubting me.

THOMAS: I doubt that I ever did that.

JERRY: And who is this trollep here?

MARRY MAGDELEN: My name is Mary Magdelen.

JERRY: And why are you here?

MARY: I've slept with Jesus and every single one of these apostles.

AUDIENCE: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

JESUS: Mary, I wish you wouldn't talk like that.

JUDAS: Leave her alone!

JESUS: Oh now YOU wanna talk to me?

JUDAS: You wanna fight Hippy? It's go time!

<Judas attacks Jesus>

AUDIENCE: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    OMG! That was the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. You forgot the bell they ring to fight "Ding Ding" I love that sh*t, plus you get props for having the Florida Gators as your avatar! I'm from there...go gators!! ;)

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  • 1 decade ago

    What are you doing seeing what results you get in each category. You had this same question in another category yesterday. I answered it yesterday and if it wasn't you then you copied from the other person and posted it as your question. I will tell you the same thing I think this question is rude and I think Jerry would have more respect for Jesus than you!

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  • 4 years ago

    Irreverent...yet exciting. in spite of the incontrovertible fact that it replaced into Peter who denied Christ; Judas betrayed Him and Thomas doubted Him. Kinda jogs my memory of the episode of "The State" the place Louis confirmed up on the final Supper.

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  • Thomas
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    1 decade ago

    You Need Psychiatric Therapy, Quick !!!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    PMSL

    And don't forget his parents, Mary cheated on Joseph with God :)

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  • 1 decade ago

    omg youre horrible

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  • 1 decade ago

    Sorry but i really couldn't imagine or picture it!!!!!

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