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I proposed this... what would you say?

I asked my wife for a threesome with her best friend.

Here was my reason:

I can't get enough of her, there is only one of her and if she can't be there as much as I need, then She should allow me the next best thing, her best friend. This would only bring us closer together. If she can't go through with this, then she should just give me oral and cook me a good meal.... right?

Update:

Got Ya... I didn't really propose this to my wife.. it was from a joke, "what if men wrote advice columns"

I just wanted to have some fun today... I love my wife very much and would never ever cheat on her and / or take her for granted... ever ever ever....

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    It may be a joke, but you hit the nail on the head with many men's attitudes toward women in general and threesomes in particular.

    If more people really understood the dynamics of the whole situation, and why they work and what makes them not work, there would be allot more happy couples doing threesomes out there.

    But, unfortunately, too many are brought-up out of selfishness, not unselfishness.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I can understand the fantasy of having a threesome. Why not u go put on sabre tooth tiger skin suit. pick up club and hit girl in head. then drag her to cave. do this two times you have 2 girls.

    Don't act like a neanderthal caveman. If you have a fantasy, talk to your wife. Get her opinion. However, the way you are thinking she is more likely to give you the boot in the buttocks. If you love your wife, you need to treat her with respect. Telling her that you want to do her friend and if you can't she needs to give you head and get in the kitchen. That's just wrong.

    In fact, if that is really how you think. I'm surprised you have anyone besides the Hand sisters and a porno mag. In case you don't know the Hand sisters first names are right and left. Hey wait a minute, there's your threesome. Lucky guy!!!!

    Don't worry ladies not all of us think like this one.

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  • 1 decade ago

    That is the wrong attitude. My girlfriend and I tried it. But it is kind of the other way around. She is sort of a nympho and I am not that much into sex everyday. It becomes bothersome after a while. All the threesome caused with us is us to fight . I think your lady would be angry if you did her friend. You should just stick with her. If she is into wholly then that is different. Don't go behind her back and do it, that is cheating and most certainly a bad thing. Discuss it with her if she's not down with it then let it go. You should listen to me I know what I am talking about.

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  • dana j
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    You are completely nuts. Not that I have anything against a threesome, but your attitude and reasons is enough to turn anyone off. If I was her I would ask for a divorce, because it's obviously not a good marriage for her.

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  • 1 decade ago

    No offense but I think u r a selfish bastard and she would be better without u !!

    Its one when she wants this and its an other thing when u ask for this because she is not giving u enough. You hurt her feelings a lot with this. If i was her i would leave u right away.

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  • 1 decade ago

    If you have this threesome then your relationship is probably end soon. If you want to have more of her stop with the talk about threesomes. I know that you cant get enough of her, but threesomes is not a good idea.

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  • 1 decade ago

    You are such an a**!!! I hope your question is a joke because no woman should have to put up with a man like you. You NEVER suggest any kind of "relations" with your spouse/partner's best friend. Creep.

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  • Jo
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    No way! In a threesome -- someone always gets hurt. How would you feel if your wife got more into it with her friend? and not you? Would you be understanding of that?

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  • JustMe
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Yeah, what she should do is prepare you a nice meal with some poison in it and as your dying she should give you oral by saying your a no good son of b*tch and you must die.

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  • i think that all of this is something she has the right to say not to... the 3some, the cooking and the oral.

    if she not down for the 3some... u should leave it alone and hope she do the oral and the meal.

    would u do a mmf 3some for her if she asked?

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