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Aubrey asked in Pregnancy & ParentingBaby Names · 1 decade ago

The worst name of an actual person that you know of is...?

Only people that you have met or have heard of! I knew a girl named 'Paige Turner'...horrible. My dad worked with a lady named 'Phat Ho'...Thats gotta be the worst ever!! What yall got???

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I don't know about these names being bad, but this woman I knew had two children and pregnant with the third. Their names were, Freedom(girl), Justice(boy) and the new baby, Independence(girl). No joke. I had to have her repeat them because I thought I misunderstood her when she told me. LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    There's a girl that lives in my area named "Cocaina," an insurance agent in the town where I went to college called "Dick Longing" (I'm not kidding. He had billboards), and one of my favorite students was named "Crystal Glass." That last one isn't bad, just not run-of-the-mill. I'm going to agree with you that "Phat Ho" is pretty awful.

  • 1 decade ago

    My brother went to school with twin sisters named Inita and Iwanna Dick. Their older brothers name was Harold(Harry). Both girls married right out of high school, just to be rid of the name. Anita but with an I Ivanna Trump, but with a W.....appearently, their parents had a very warped sense of humor.

  • 1 decade ago

    i knew someone who was trying to come up with a name for their coming baby. the mother liked the name holden for a boy, but the last name was bullerdick (put those together and u get.........) fortunately they decided against it. she had an older daughter that was named after her grandmother, which was fine, so she thought of her other grandmother's name for this child if it was a girl. luckily it was rejected too, cuz it was ida (again, pair it with the name bullerdick) but they then came up with jersey (yes like the state or cow) with theron for the middle name, this was going to be for boy or girl. the child ended up being a girl, so they spelled it jersie theron. poor kid.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I used to work with a woman by the name of 'Skittlez'...ugh!

    Skittles are for eating, not for naming!

    She was a nice woman, but her name...horrible!

    My older sister's best friend's name is 'Faerie'...she...once again is a very, very sincere lady, but I cannot understand why her parents would name her such a name. When she goes to job interviews, what happens?


  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The worst names I've personally encountered are Speed, Conceita, Bich (pronounced bic, but it looks awful), and, um, Long-Dong. I'm sure Bich and Long-Dong are perfectly good Asian names, but they don't work in English...

    There's a Fanny Butts in my family tree. It sounds horrible to people today, but she lived so long ago Fanny wasn't a synonym for butt yet!

  • Bliss
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    1 decade ago

    I know a Morticia, believe it or not.

    I also went to school with 3 brothers named Thomas, Richard and Harold (Tom, Dick and Harry).

  • 1 decade ago

    I knew a boy called "Freedom" - he was Jewish and wore a skull cap. He was probably the only Jewish boy at my school, and the poor child couldn't be called David or Joshua or something, but Freedom!

    Why didn't his parents just give him a badge saying "Hello, I'm weird"?

  • 1 decade ago

    my husbands grandfather was named Kluck Uz .. his sister was named Philippina Von Uppon (1st & middle name) .. i have a great aunt named Dorothy Earl .. another named Bennie Ruth .. horrible names

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