Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

The blackmailing....?

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding

at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them

by saying, "I know the whole truth". The boy decides to go home

and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I

know the whole truth."

His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and

greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40

and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is

on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front

door.

The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops

the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Wow! Not at all what was going through my mind [shame on me,lol],but funny just the same..hmmmm,wonder what secrets dear old mom and dad are hiding...LOL

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Oh too funny! Good one! 9 out of 10! Merry Christmas!

  • 1 decade ago

    Aha, he fooled youto save his $60.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm glad my kids are grown, and now have their own hidden secrets!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Beautiful

    Love it!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Wow, what a twist.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol

    wat a twist.

  • 1 decade ago

    lmfao!! nice i liked it!! haha

  • 1 decade ago

    Whoa, that's not right!! ... but it's FUNNY!!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol....... the ending was super. the title is very well chosen. u knw it is quite ironic black-mailing !! gud twist, though ;)

    I wonder wat else he found out.........ha! ha!

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