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If you were trapped on a desert island, who would you LEAST like to be trapped with?

Rank the following in order from LEAST desired to be stuck with to MOST desired (or at least the least bad of all the choices).

Barney the kids dinosaur

Michael Jackson

Paris Hilton

George Bush

Hannibal Lecter

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Hannibal: LEAST (I like my liver right where it is)

    Barney/Paris: (annoying! It's a tie)

    Michael: (creepy pervert, but I'm a grown woman so he probably wouldn't touch me)

    Bush: (just stupid, but I'm surrounded by stupid people everyday, so this wouldn't be SO different)

    None of these are pleasant!

  • 1 decade ago

    (1) Lecter. Sociopath, manipulative, and you always have to be on guard (could you sleep with him around?). Hard to take in a fight, and he'd have no qualms when food gets scarce thinking of me as a happy meal.

    (2) Michael Jackson. Physically weak, can't pull his own weight. Would be a paranoid obsessed hypochondriac being on an island without any filter masks or gloves. Would probably have to kill him myself for peace of mind.

    (3) Barney. Physically weak, and I couldn't stand the "cute" and the singing. I would kill him too. The bonus as opposed to Michael is that I get dinosaur meat barbeque.

    (2) George Bush. Old, but can pull his weight better than the others. As long as we don't talk politics, we can get along. Age doesn't bode well for a long term stranding though.

    (1) Paris Hilton. Eye candy. Scrawny, but young. I would take great delight in her whining about having to do work. Eventually she'd break and probably be a lot more tolerable in the long run.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Barney, Hannibal Lecter, and Michael Jackson are all fictional characters, so the choice really comes down to Hilton or Bush. I don't know who would be less interesting to talk to, but at least with Hilton there's an easy way to shut her up.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hannibal Lecter

    Paris Hilton

    Micheal Jackson

    George Bush

    Barney

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  • 1 decade ago

    Least to greatest

    1. Micheal Jackson( I dont like him that much, anymore)

    2. George bush ( I dont think i can take it with him, i am going to have to kill him

    3. hannibal lecter ( Oh, NO!, but she is not that bad to stay with)

    4.Barney the kids dinosaur ( Hey, I use to watch barney, he cool, but it depends who is one the inside of the costume)

    5.Paris hilton ( She is the best out of the rest of these)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Paris Hilton

    Michael Jackson

    George Bush

    Barney

    Hannibal Lector

  • 1 decade ago

    I wouldn't mind Dubya around, just to have some sort of histerical entretainment, Paris Hilton would probably be the least person I would like to be with in a deserted Island. Paris Hilton, need I say more.

  • 1 decade ago

    George Bush

    Michael Jackson

    George Bush

    Hanniba Lecter

    Paris Hilton

  • 1 decade ago

    Michael Jackson

    George Bush

    Hannibal Lecter

    Paris Hilton

    Barney the kids dinosaur

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hannibal Lecter

    Paris Hilton

    Michael Jackson

    Barney

    George Bush

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LoL I liked your choice of people. I agree with the Hannibal lecter one. Lets see, I would not want Lindsay Lohan, George Bush, any person who is Jehovah Witness.

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